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Hello! And Happy New Year! Don’t be alarmed. I’ve decided to catch up with the 2020s and move my newsletter from Mailchimp to Substack. I’ve imported you. Do you feel imported? Have you got that fancy foreign glow to you? That better-than-an-English-root-vegetable shine? Let’s hope so. Let’s hope you’re all polished and juicy, perfectly unbruised from…